Quotes!
Yeah OK so what the hell is a Vraxxism right?  No it's not what happens if I have an orgasm... We're not even gonna go there. Some people will say I'm a smarmy, smart ass. They'd be SOOOO right! But every once in a while I have a useful quote.

IRC Quotes
Preface: IRC chatting is probably seen by many as some weirdo-subculture of socially inept trolls... I was going somewhere with this really I was... We're not weird... we're just eclectic
<Hal|AtLab> anyhoo, off to grab some lunch
<Vraxx> ditto
<Hal|AtLab> maybe make off with some sheep ^^
<Vraxx> Uh... hal... what you do with sheep on your lunch hour is your business... really...

Halbarad goes "baaaaaa"
<Vraxx> ah the ever elusive mating call of the wild Tuck-lee...

<Hal|AtLab> hell... sooner or later it'll probably get to the point where i'd date anyone that's bipedal...

< Halbarad> ... oh what the heck, this will be quoted...
< Halbarad > stay out of my pants, arm.

Now I should really note that Halbarad is one of the nicest people you'll find on the net. Leave it to me to make him seem like some naughty IRC guy... ^^

<Squibserv> "You let violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. You let me complicate you."
<Vraxx> You let me misspell...
<Squibserv> ...
<Squibserv> they're BIG words
<Vraxx> ME is not a big word! "You let me violate you"
<Squibserv> oh...

On the matter of IRC versus Real Life
<Vraxx> well you know internet cordial, as in you can't stab him in the face...

On the matter of servers... we hope
< Squibby> it's pretty much always up...

Well that's good, cause Hal seems to have... um difficulty in that area...

You lose some... you lose some
<Squibby> !8ball Does ChanServ hate me?
<ChanServ> Squibby: If the prophets will it.
<Armiger> lol
<Squibby> !8ball do the prophets will it?
<ChanServ> Squibby: If the prophets will it.
<Squibby> what?!
<Armiger> haha
<Vraxx> now THAT is a good answer
<Squibby> !8ball do the prophets will that they will it?
<ChanServ> Squibby: Yes.
<Squibby> HAHAH!
<Vraxx> Go circular answers ChanServ!
<Squibby> I win!
<Vraxx> dude you just confirmed they hate you?
<Squibby> yes
<Squibby> wait
<Armiger> so...
<Squibby> DOH!
<Vraxx> exactly

BTW:  Squibby there is Halbarad's brother... Sheep beware!

ANONYMOUS: ready for the day ahead of you?
Vraxx: I was born ready
Vraxx: well no actually i was born naked...
Vraxx: so guess I have to amend that last statement
ANONYMOUS: hehe
Vraxx: but if ever there's a situation that demands nudity... lemme tell ya... i was born ready for that :-P

Vraxx: love is one of those fickle things which no one can pin down because there is neither rhyme nor reason in its intricacies


Vraxx on the question of Gandalf
<Squibby> Gandalf is cool
<Halbarad> just as long as he keeps his hands off frodo... sam would kill him ;)
<Squibby> ¬_¬
<Setsuna> <Vraxx> heheh "I am Gandalf the ghey. I mean Grey!! grey!!"

Vraxx on the question of peer-to-peer networks
<Vraxx>I don't think of it as stealing. I think of it as a loan... That only I know about.

Vraxx on the question of Windows Security
<Volcom>How do I secure Windows XP?
<Vraxx>Trying to secure Windows is like trying to re-establish virginity in a hooker.

Vraxx: I keep imagining Ballmer as one of those infomercial guys
Vraxx: "Not, one remote flaw, not two.. but THREE remote flaws all for the cost of our one Operating System! and that's not all you get Blue Screen, Shitty Tech support and Endless Virii all for the price of 199.99!"

The IT Crystal Ball
Vraxx: You know i figured out what UAP will become known as unofficially if it fails.
Vraxx: U All Pwned

Vraxx on Linux and Windows
<Volcom|DamnThinkGeek> I guess only someone like Vraxx could see the frustration of windows... Windows plays my Video Games... runs Photoshop... for those two reasons I cannot let go.
<Vraxx|semiafk> see there's two perfectly good reasons to run windows
<Volcom|DamnThinkGeek> Other then that the constant updates, and the fact that developing in MS is slow.
<Vraxx|semiafk> other good ones: "I like spam", and "Blue Screen is my favorite color"

<Hal|AtLab> completely unproductive morning... seeing as how i can't access any of my files...
<Vraxx|Paperwork> Windows 2000 Server Ed, 10,000, cost of network overhaul 15k.... not being able to access your files? Priceless...
<Hal|AtLab> =P
<Vraxx|Paperwork> For work, there's Microsoft... for everything else... there's Open Source

Uber Security
<Vraxx> hehe Microsoft update page "3 steps to insure your PC is protected"
<Vraxx> here I am thinking "1) uninstall windows, 2) disconnect network cable, 3) power off"

OS X and Profit?
Vraxx: how does me running OS X correlate to you getting money
Armiger: I dunno
Armiger: I think it goes like this
Armiger: 1 osx
Armiger: 2 ???
Armiger: 3 profit for mike!
Vraxx: ah
Vraxx: you went to the underpants gnome school of business eh?
Armiger: nope, underwater basketweaving

What'll it take to run Vista
Chuck: 5 jiggawatts of ram!!!
Chuck: true
Vraxx: well that's just crazy talk chuck
Vraxx: it's only 4 jiggabytes
Vraxx: with like a 400 wtfabyte drive
Chuck: lol

Adding Words to the Geek Lexicon
Vraxx: this is about as useless as Windows ME on a 386
Vraxx: i'm currently using RegMon, FileMon, Nmap, Ethereal, Visual Studio 2003
Vraxx: fuck i'd even use pokemon if it'll help
Vraxx: Fixachoo I choose you!

Awkward Moment
* Vraxx pokes queenie
* queenie drops Sexy Lingerie 1EA. queenie was looted 3173 times.
<Vraxx> O_O
<Vraxx> now that was unexpected...

Non-Vraxx Quotes (but great nonetheless)
Setsuna on wrestling
<Setsuna> a bunch of sweaty, half-naked men groping each other
<Setsuna> sounds like a great way to spend time

Just to let everyone know, Setsuna doesn't spend her time with half-naked men groping eachother. I think...

Setsuna: anyway, I was always too poor/lazy to go out and buy special lubricant for my stuffs.
Setsuna so instead, I used household stuff.

A word on the Master/Slave suit in LA County
Vraxx: (ie: the master/slave bullcrap)
armiger: i guess theyve never heard of 'cable select'
Vraxx: who the hell buys a CS IDE cable though?
armiger: or in hdd terms the emancipation proclamation
Vraxx: lol


The future of Wireless! Or not
<Armiger> is there gonna be a wireless firewire? isnt that an oxymoron?
<Vraxx> hehe true
<Armiger> they should rename it
<Armiger> fireair
<Armiger> oh no! the fireair is loose! the house is going down!
<Vraxx> hehe
<Vraxx> but you need your firewall to keep the fireair in the house!

Real Life Quotes
Anonymous: Why aren't there any circuses in Vegas?
Addison: Well because it's too damn hot. I mean the elephants would fall over, the petting zoo animals would burst into flame, then you'd have all these flaming goats chasing kids... See it's just not something that works.

Vraxx on Easter
<Anonymous>It is sad how easter isn't about what it was originally.
<Vraxx>Sunday!!!! Sunday!!! Someday!!!! Jesus will rise from the dead, one time only, live at the cave!!!!
<Anonymous>You're going to hell.
<Vraxx>SOMEDAY!! SOMEDAY SOMEDAY!!!....

Vraxx At His Worst
<VraxxSick>ugh... I feel suck
<VraxxSick>ARGH!! sick... damn codine

<Vraxx>Yeah well *name* sucks, he's an ass boil on the butt of humanity

On Speaking Your Mind
<Vraxx>See, I see it this way: You got two lips and a brain, so either suck something or say something.

Photography? I think...
Volcom: my skin happens to do very well in studio lighting
Vraxx: yeah, in bukkake videos

Set'em up Knock'em Down
Volcom: alright
Volcom: im going anal then

Now to Volcom's credit I did set him up for this one:

Vraxx: yeah so like slap an extra 512 and an ibook would probably be ok
Volcom: its just...
Volcom: not a powerbook
Volcom: thats what bugs
Volcom: LOL
Volcom: but shit
Volcom: if its going obsolete
Volcom: im not gonna chunk that cash out for casual computing
Vraxx: well and i'm creating this totally at random
Vraxx: yes but an ass just isn't a pussy but ppl still do anal :p
Volcom: interesting

Sometimes You Realize You Just Don't Fit In
KC: no wonder my room has been so hot the past couple of days
KC: someone closed my window! and i didnt notice
Rog: it's finally cool enough here to keep the windows open..
Cloud: it's cool enough here to keep the windows closed
Vraxx: it's too cluttered here, i'm gonna minimize windows

Michael Jackson and Gaming
< Mortetis> I wonder if Sega and Nintendo would ever get together and make Michael Jackson's Moonwalker a character in Smash Brothers Brawl?
<quiini> doubt it
<quiini> since you'd need the approval of jackson himself
<quiini> doubt he'd be too keen on the idea of getting the snot kicked out of him
<Vraxx> well you know that would be the only way to have little kids play with michael jackson :P

You Might be a programer if...
< Anon> what's a nookie?
<Anon> if it's what i think it is...
<Vraxx> euphamism for having intersource
<Vraxx> oh god coding too long >_<
<Vraxx> intercourse

SPAM
<Vraxx> you gotta love the blatant spam
<Vraxx> Subject: I WANT F*CK YOU!
<Vraxx> i'm tempted to reply: "Sucky fucky, me ban you LONG time" or something

On Blogging
< Vraxx> god damn i swear myspace is the windows of blogging
<Vraxx> everybody has it
<Vraxx> and it still sucks ass
*Comment: A frustrated Vraxx after about 8 attempts to correct his profile

It goes where?!
<SC> hey, what's a toilette spray?
<SC> do chicks spray that on their butt after they go to the bathroom?
<Vraxx> as in eu de toilette?
<Vraxx> eau de toilette rather sorry
<Vraxx> http://ask.yahoo.com/20030226.html
<SC> i was a little off
<SC> thanks :D
<Vraxx> yes especially considering what end...

Fortune Favors the Bold
<Squibby> !d 20
<ChanServ> Squibby: A 18 shows on the 20-sided die.
<Hal|AtLab> !d 20
<ChanServ> Hal|AtLab: A 19 shows on the 20-sided die.
<Squibby> ...
<Vraxx|Work> !d 20
<ChanServ> Vraxx|Work: A 20 shows on the 20-sided die.
<Vraxx|Work> oh hells yeah :P
<Squibby> haha

Safe Hex
<Rentarou> aloha
<Rentarou> 3060308c30723068308a304c30003044308b306e304bff1f
<Vraxx> whoa whoa ren, i have a firm policy no hex on the first date.. sorry that's just the way i am.

Of Halo 3 and All Things Frugal NEW
Vraxx: z halo she is gotten
Vraxx: for free i should add cause i used gift cards
Halbarad: er, nice i guess
Halbarad: if you're into that sorta thing?
Halbarad: =P
Vraxx: listen the prospect of getting to TK your brother... i'll pay 0 dollars for that... seriously

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